Sunday, May 17, 2026

Dr. Eddie and the Stupid Tax

I had another subject in mind for this post, but Infusion Day showed up with ideas of its own.  So, I will mentally press “save” on the subject rattling around in my head-which these days came be a little dicey.  


Well,  Thursday was Infusion Day #3.  Eddie and I have settled into a rhythm on these days.  We are normally due in at MDAnderson around 8:15-9:00 for blood work.  Hands down the fast lab work in the West (East, North or South). That means leaving our house around 7:00 depending on what the traffic apps suggests,  later if we have a later time slot.  This past Thursday, we did have the 9:15 slot, which meant Rip Van Winkle could sleep until 7:00.  I, of course, was up by 5:30 AM to shower, eat a light breakfast, and possibly do a load of laundry before I leave.  By 7:15.  Eddie was up but  not yet dressed.  The load of laundry in the washer had finished it cycle, but not without leaving a little present…roughly 15 gallons of water on the floor, under the cabinet, out the garage wall.  The washer drain hose was totally out of the drain…guess I am glad that wall is hardiplank with tile over the top. Harvey over-engineering for the win.  No insurance or remediation company had to be called.    There was an accumulation of dusty bunnies floating in a sea of semi sudsy water…proud moment.   I  opened the beach/bath towel cabinet, grabbed several towels and  started blotting up the water.  I sent Eddie after the bucket and mop, then to finish dressing.  Yikes, what a mess to clean up…nothing like a house maintenance issue to take your mind of being poisoned with chemo in a few hours.  I finished the job in about 20 minutes, so our chemo train was still on time, especially the way Eddie drives.  The towels I laid out on the driveway to dry while we were gone…alerted my neighbor that it was not an art installation by a Modern artist, but more of a clean up aisle 2. My sweet neighbor wash my towels before we got home, just in case I have a repeat performance.    It was not until we weren’t half way to the Woodlands that I realized I should have used the Wet Vac that Eddie has in his tool toy box outside.  Yeah, chemo brain, it is a thing.  I will complete this portion of my story-payment of the stupid tax after I review my day at MDA.


While Eddie parked the car, I got my MDAnderson wrist band, and had my blood drawn before he ever got to the third floor.  For your number wonks, my numbers were strong, despite feeling rather fatigued this past go around.  My CA-19A (the cancer marker for Biliary Cancer) has continued to trend down, which means the poison is working.  Our prayer request is that my regular blood work stays strong, and this marker keeps going down.  At 9:45 ish, I was called from Door A to join them in one of the 40 infusion rooms.  #38 to be exact.  Paulo was my male infusion nurse.  I showed him my ugly Port, black and blue, raised and angry.  It has been this way from the start.  He was wonderful-a Port Whisper, I guess.  He determined that it was balanced and rocked on the 2016 port scar tissue.  The toggling back and forth had caused bruising all the way up into my jugular.  There is a lot of sterilization and pregame before they pop the port access for my dose of poison.  He worked with it until he could stabilize the port so it would not rock the entire treatment.  I quickly decided he was my hero.  


Somewhere between the hydration, steroids and the first bag of poison, Paulo took a powder.  He ghosted me…kinda like being in the self check out at Wal Mart, dyi and not much instruction for a non priced item.  As the IV alarm was on repeat every 90 seconds, a new person would show up to turn it off, but not move the chemo dot in any meaningful way.  Dr. Eddie to the rescue.  He went to find the charge nurse and get to the bottom of why I had  been off loaded.  Remember, Eddie has been through this treatment two times, and has memorized both the sequence, meds and timing.  Not because he is a medical nerd, he is calculating the traffic home depending on departure time.  He has this down to a science.  The two chemo drugs must be delivered separately.  Each has to be double (now triple with Dr. Eddie) verified that it is the correct drug, my name and birthdate are correct.  The final poison is platinum based and has to wear a UV amber raincoat.   Dr. Eddie  has already started prepping for the radiation portion of my treatment by purchasing a book (I kid you not) on Understanding Radiation.  It is good to have Dr. Eddie in charge.  Turns out that one of Paulo’s 3 patients was  a first time infusion that was in need of lots of love and hugs.  She was scared, and Paulo stayed with her…her husband was not much better than she was.  It is a simple reminder that every journey down this road is different and that some required more help and strength from others.  Besides, not everyone can have a Dr. Eddie.  


I will conclude with the stupid tax and the washing machine issue.  While sitting in infusion bay #38, I called a plumber, and ordered a new washing machine hose for my crazy draining problem from Amazon.  I assumed it was either a broken hose or a clogged line.  Friday morning, the plumber showed up.  No clog as it shares a sewer line with the kitchen, and we would have seen evidence of a clogged line in there. Duh!   No clog.  What I did have is too much water pressure on the drain line…got to love a Speed Queen rinse and spin cycle.   The plumber made the drain hose go farther down the drain and tied it off so it would not jump out and flood the floor again.  That will be $145.00, Sir.  Stupid Tax, right.  Money spent when you could have corrected the problem yourself, if you had used you brain.  Oh well, in my defense, Chemo Brain…it is a thing.  Off to add Frog #3, Bryan, to my yard.  



Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Missing! One Wicked Sense of Humor! If found, please call!

 I am back!  After several months of allowing Eddie and others speak for me, I am once again writing as a way to chronicle my adventures navigating uncharted cancer waters.  Since the Big C and trips to MDAnderson have replaced our worldly adventures, I decided to change the name of my blog (Do “they” still call it a blog, or has it been rebranded in my absence?) to “It is not easy being green”.  Being more than just a little technologically challenging, changing the banner and color took w-a-a-y more time and mental energy than I had planned on.   Additionally, I had to find my sense of humor.  Somewhere between diagnosis, surgery and recovery (aka liver growing) , I totally lost my sense of humor…could not find it anywhere…trust me I looked.  As a very dear friend reminded me early on in this journey, attitude is everything.  A positive attitude yields a more positive outcome..(right, PD).  While I have never been one to wallow in self pity, I need to be able to laugh or at least find a chuckle in my predicament.  Nope, not there.  Asked Santa to deliver for Christmas, nope.  Even asked for it to be in my valentines box of chocolate, nope.  However, I did love my box of chocolates.  Meanwhile, I let Eddie handle “communications” through an updated phone/text/email tree.  Never knew that could be so competitive.  This is Kingwood and all, guess the grapevine network has rules, too.  We quickly realized that if there was a large list of recipients, the number who did not receive an email would exceed those that did.  Like I said, technologically challenged.  Going forward, my goal is to write/blog once every week.  Unlike traveling, there is not much happening here.   Of course, there is the ever popular Eddie stories—-I already have one in my mental queue.  Check the blog site for updates.  I will attempt to let you know, but I don’t know if you are getting my emails.  Most of the time I respond to texts pretty quickly unless napping, which happens a lot these days.  I can not tell you how much your cards, texts and calls have meant to me.  The continued prayers have kept my faith strong in the last few months…it truly takes a village.    


On to explaining my rebranding.  The obvious is Pickle and green…no brainer.  As Kelly Green is the color of Bile Duct (BD) Cancer, the switch from Pink to Green should surprise no one.  Next on my logic tree is being green.  Yes, I spend a lot of time felling a little green around the gills, as they use to say.  I am receiving chemotherapy at MDAnderson in The Woodlands every two weeks on Thursdays.  Chemo Thursdays are 5 hour sessions bookended by an hour commute each way.  Could do chemo downtown, but the facilities In the Woodlands are nicer, have a recliner for both me and Eddie, and no $25 valet parking fee…Eddie only does valet.  I knew that the regiment would include steroids.  14 years ago, steroids were two day before, day of, and two day after.  Now, they inject you with the entire dosage on Chemo Thursdays.  I am like the yippee little dog that manically chases his tail, braking only to run around the sofa numerous times.  I returned after my first treatment, purchased a new recliner, picked up prescriptions, did 3 loads of laundry, cooked dinner, and threatened to paint the living room.  As Eddie has suffered the loss of my sense of humor, also, he was thrilled to see me up and rolling.  He even commented that the Old Karen was back.  Well, all good things come to an end.  Friday, Saturday and Sunday are dark and full of all the known side effects, which, I have been told, get progressively worse with each round. Of course, if there is a known side effect I always get a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of that.    MDA for the win on hiding my sense of humor so I truly can’t find it.  So, being green is also a statement of fact for days 1-5…after that, things get better.  Finally, it was George who helped me learn to smile and chuckle again.  He asked a simple question.  Will I put the pink flamingos in the front yard after every treatment.  14 years ago, I had a flock of pink flamingos (thanks Amazon).  I replied smiling, “No, they are Pink, not Green”…that is all it took.  My sense of humor, laughter and ability to write returned.  I then had to determine what I would mark my treatments with…Geckos-no, to GEICOish,  garden snake-nope, even, I do not do snakes or alligators, either.   Grasshoppers just did not have the right feel-with the exception of Chemo Thursdays and the steroid injections.  The obvious choice is a frog…my new spirit animal.  So, after much looking for the right frog on Amazon, I procured 8 frogs with umbrellas yard stakes.  You can not help to at least smile when you see them.  I asked Lucy to name my frogs-there is not a boring name among them and there are 4 boy frogs and 4 girl frog names.  Thompson is already in residence.  George, the visually observant one, noticed it first.  No surprise there.  Aria will join Thompson tomorrow afternoon during my zoomie/steroid time.  It is good to be back.  

Dr. Eddie and the Stupid Tax

I had another subject in mind for this post, but Infusion Day showed up with ideas of its own.  So, I will mentally press “save” on the subj...